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21 December 2009 @ 02:59 am
Could You Do Me A Favor?  
Title: Could You Do Me A Favor?
Fandom: Jrock, Gackt and Hyde
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Horray for not being a slaveowner!
Summary: Hyde learns not to do anymore favors for Gackt, especially around the holidays.
Author's Notes: Random, crackish, enjoy. Milo is also the name of the elf from from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (I think).
Could You Do Me A Favor? // Day 19

Hyde wasn't sure what to think as he stood in the middle of a mob of children, dressed from head to toe in green. A wannabe Hero of Time hat came complimentary with the outfit, and Hyde was starting to get annoyed when older teens stopped by to ask when the new game was coming out. He glanced at the perpetrator who had started the whole mess, sitting on his throne like he was all high and mighty and the one everyone came to see. Granted, in reality, he was, as there was presently a long line of people waiting to tell him their every desire. He felt himself blushing at the thought, almost thankful that he had gotten screwed over as an elf.

Suddenly, a tall woman with her daughter stopped in front of him and took hold of her little girl's hand to point his way. “Oh, look honey! It's Santa's little helper!”

Little helper? Hyde felt his eyebrow twitch and tried to smile, but the preschooler ended up bursting into tears. He looked away and tugged down his hat a little more, though it itched horribly.

He wasn't sure how he had been talked into such a mess, only vaguely recalling his friend showing up at his door early that morning, waking both Megumi and the baby, and claiming to be in dire need of his help. Hyde had rushed into the situation without thinking, assuming it would be something like saving a kitten from a fire or helping a homeless man find shelter. He had not expected to be standing outside Santa's Castle beckoning little kids into his friend's lap.

“We're here to see Santa!” Came a high, bubbly voice. Hyde raised his eyebrow at the sight of a cluster of teenage girls with cameras and cellphones, endlessly flashing at him and Claus.

“Six and younger, sorry,” he said passively, not feeling particularly intimidating as he felt he was cosplaying the Grinch.

“Oh come on, Milo!”

“Yeah. Come on, Milo!”

“My name's not Milo,” he murmured, cocking his head to the side as brown wisps fell in front of his face. More girls were crowding around the entrance, and the name Milo seemed to have stuck, because chants of “Milo, Milo, let us in” were starting to echo. Meanwhile, little kids and their mothers were being pushed to the back, and everyone was beginning to look insulted. Hyde was one step away from throwing his green velvet hat to the dogs and giving the crowd his honest opinion, when a ring of bells could be heard soaring from above.

“Ho, ho, ho!” Waved Santa, or really just Gackt in a Santa hat and ridiculously fake beard. Hyde betted he was in it for the suit too. “Where's your Christmas cheer? There's plenty of room for all. Let them up, Milo!”

“My name's not--” He never got the finish the sentence as he was stampeded by a group of hormonal teenage girls, mothers, and angry elementary schoolers. Groaning, he slumped against the life-sized candy cane behind him for support.

This was the last time he ever did a favor for Gackt.
demon_rays: Smilelovelydagger23 on December 22nd, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
*Falls over in a laughing fit*

Poor Hyde...I'd be annoyed if I were put in his place too.

*Wonders if Gackt got trampled too*
dreams_studiodreams_studio on December 22nd, 2009 08:28 am (UTC)
Heehee, I'm glad you enjoyed it! The idea has been growing on me, and I finally couldn't take it anymore. :p

tis' okay, Gackt is indestructible.
Lumi: Sunlightluminous_vibe on December 22nd, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Hehe! Hyde the Grinch! That's awesome ^.^ So cute, thanks for the giggle fit this gave me ^.^
dreams_studiodreams_studio on December 22nd, 2009 08:28 am (UTC)
Lol, and the Hero of Time, don't forget that one! I'm glad you liked it! :D
Regina~silveryxdark on December 22nd, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
HAHAHA. Omg this totally made my day. I can imagine this~ Santa's little helper indeed! >D
dreams_studiodreams_studio on December 22nd, 2009 08:29 am (UTC)
Yeah, that was pretty much my favorite line.
I can't wait to see more of your fic too! ^^
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dreams_studiodreams_studio on December 23rd, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
Yep, yep. I'm pretty sure Hyde never imagined himself spending his Christmas frightening small children. As for Gackt, well, I think considering his love of knowledge and new experiences, he would be head over heels at the opportunity to play Father Christmas. xD

Glad you liked it!
明季子 思愛流: hyde shallow sleepa_deux_vitesses on December 23rd, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
This was really cute ^^ Poor Hyde though XD
dreams_studiodreams_studio on December 24th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC)
Don't feel too bad, you know he enjoyed it deep down... deep, deep down. xD